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Where do I get my "official Buddhist" membership card? [Nov. 18th, 2006|11:32 am]
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OK, so I've found out that I can't get it at Barnes and Noble or on the Internet... Everyone keeps telling me I'm not a "real Buddhist," and I don't understand, where they got their membership cards, and why I can't get one. What do I have to do to get one? Stop eating meat? Learn another language? Go to a temple? Who do I send a check and a letter to once I've done all these things? I'm sure I'll be that much closer to True Enlightenment!! when I get my card and can say "I'm a real Buddhist now!"

But why do I get the feeling this isn't the point...?
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[User Picture]From: bodhiseeds80
2006-11-18 05:18 pm (UTC)
you gotta do the truffle shuffle, and listen to Barry Manilow on repeat for 48 hours. then you are a buddhist.
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