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capton for this pic... [Aug. 23rd, 2006|09:51 pm]
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question [Aug. 14th, 2006|06:08 pm]
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can anyone tell me where the buddha nature is in this song?

Sir Mix-A-Lot
Baby Got Back

Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt
It is so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines
saying flat butt's the only thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back, so

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fuck
Til the break of dawn
Baby, I got it goin on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the butt need to go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thang
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
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What I'm not going to post to buddhists [Aug. 14th, 2006|05:46 pm]
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[Current Music |Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-a-Lot]

Is it me, or has everyone in buddhists doing anything they can to keep the drama going they are having as a result of son_of_art's posts?

Here's a nice impersonation...

"Usually this is a great community where our seriousness is valued with extreme measures, and by any means necessary. I'm mad that someone would disturb our posts of sharing shitty Rumi poetry, insight of taking dangerous drugs & realizing I know all after the episode, and jerking off to the writings of Timothy Leary. I don't think this community has the integrity that it used to because we had a joke played on us. So, now I will go, sit, and contemplate my existence to find out how I can become more serious about everything, despite the fact I'm one of the many people that is a tool in the LJ buddhists community. Oh yeah, and thirdreel, you've let us all down by not regulating someone else's posts. You've burned my innocent reading eyes forever, and for that, I hope someone shits in your tofu, and steals your Pet Shop Boys CD."
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That's it, "Buddhists", you're ON NOTICE [Aug. 13th, 2006|03:38 am]
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hmmmm.... [Jul. 22nd, 2006|09:45 am]
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Does Buddha want me to grow up to be a rich hippie?
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question [Jul. 16th, 2006|10:54 pm]
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does buttfucking while on the red pill make me more enlightened? or is it the purple pill?
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friday night bardo fights presents.... [Jul. 16th, 2006|01:26 pm]
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title or description
J. Krishnamurti
I'm gonna pray I don't fuck you up too hard...


title or description
Osho says lets get it on, you godless motherfucker!

with special guest referee

title or description
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(no subject) [Jul. 12th, 2006|03:05 pm]
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You guys are fucking assholes and I hate you all. I hope die. Eat a dick.

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here's a suggested poll for buddhists_fyad [Jul. 9th, 2006|05:57 am]
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lol, we should make everyone who joins fill one of these out. Feel free to add any questions....

Buddhists_Fyad required poll

Your name


Your previous life info

True or False, Buddhism is serious business

True or False, you feel super enlightened today

True or False, you’ve read a lot of Rumi poetry

True or False, you were told you weren’t doing it right in buddhists
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WTF. [Jul. 7th, 2006|01:56 pm]
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Why is it on buddhists that people who are struggling with some sort of difficulty often seem to gravitate to the most loopy, insane-o response they get?

* * *

Original Poster (OP): I'm feeling depressed and looking for some way to find the willpower and drive to meditate and take care of myself.

Comment #1: You could exercise; that helps you build up more energy and helps clear out emotional and physical pain through the release of endorphins.

Comment #2: I've struggled with ADD myself and have a few techniques for helping me clear out distractions and reach a state of focus. Here's a few of them.

Comment #3: Well, if you go here, you can read about how to link up your blue vibration with your green vibration and how to do the 3, 2, 1 technique. You'll be flying at a turquoise altitude in no time.

OP: Wow, thank you, commenter #3! I'll look into that.

* * *

OP: My boyfriend wants to have sex and I don't. I love him and don't want to lose him. What should I do?

Comment #1: Maybe you've lost your libido for a number of reasons. If you want to get your libido back, here's a number of things you can do.

Comment #2: You may be asexual, and this is enough of a difference that it would probably serve you best to have an open relationship or to look for a partnership with someone with the same sexuality as you.

Comment #3: Well, you could just lay there while he has sex with you. You don't have to expend any effort and he gets his rocks off. It's the least you could do for him.

OP: Wow, thanks, commenter #3! That's exactly the sort of advice I was looking for!

Commenter #3: Um, I was kidding. I actually think that would be horrible.

OP: ...
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buddha is everywhere... [Jul. 7th, 2006|10:04 am]
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is Buddha the Fake Elvis that jumps out of planes? is Buddha Barry Manilow? Is Buddha the guy who kidnapped the baby penguin from the zoo? is Buddha guy who directs midget porn?
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perhaps funny to no one but me [Jul. 1st, 2006|01:26 pm]
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obligatory chant/mantra request [Jun. 29th, 2007|04:19 pm]
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sometimes i think i desire to not desire too much and i think it's causing me suffering.

is there a chant for that?
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Buddhist Deathmatch 1 [Jun. 29th, 2006|04:40 pm]
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Time for the ultimate question. Fuck the meaning of life and the nature of suffering, I'm talking about: WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT


His Holiness says you're going down.



What the fuck are you looking at?

Cast your vote now (in the comments because I don't feel like doing a poll) for the first ever Buddhist Deathmatch!
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... [Jun. 29th, 2006|09:04 am]
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My impersonation of hensen if he was in this community.

"what is buddha? what is action?"

"where is the dick going in the butt?"

"I saw a movie on Buddha, but did I really watch it?"

"what is drama?"

"how do you know if your meditation technique is better than thou?"

"what is poetry? and how do I experience Rumi"
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cross posting hell [Jun. 29th, 2006|10:46 am]
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These movies I haven't seen are so good, I'm going to tell every community with "Zen" in the name about them!! Look out, "Zenzibar!"

I attribute this to all the poetry faggotry we've seen lately.

It starts with posting someone else's words, then you get someone else's opinions, then we pretty much turn into bald_christians or old_feminists.

are we not 1337 buddiztz?
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(no subject) [Jun. 27th, 2006|08:23 pm]
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In a bukkake scenario, is the bukkakee committing improper sexual conduct or just the bukkaker?

Is it better or worse if she's enjoying it?
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Inaugural "Buddhist Perspective" Question [Jun. 27th, 2006|10:27 pm]
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so whats the buddhist view on dicks in butts
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Dear Buddha Diary... [Jun. 27th, 2006|06:25 pm]
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Think this place will still be fun without hfx_ben here to use 20 letter words telling us how we're all bad Buddhists for liking Brad Warner's book?
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Tags [Jun. 27th, 2006|03:24 pm]
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Tags make everyone happy.

Tell me what tags you want here.

This entry is tagged with every tag we have.
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